So I Guess We’re “Women” Now

Kristin writes an intro.

Kelly gets stuck on one word.

The rest of the episode is us refusing to fix any of it.

Two sisters.
One conversation.
Zero forced alignment.

Smudge Sticks and Mild Hope

Kristin does a New Year's vision board.

Kelly get's up close and personal with some black glitter paper.

It all works out in the end. The New Years Episode. 

We Asked. We Answered.

Random questions. Real answers.

This is a dive down the rabbit hole of toxic habits, wild confidence, and the things strangers at the gym do that absolutely do not need to happen.

Candy Hearts and Hard Truths

We read conversation hearts.
Then we talk main character energy.
Then we decide Lynda had to go.

This is an episode about outgrowing certain versions of yourself — R.I.P Lynda.

Respect My Work Box

Somewhere between rise and grind and “protect your peace,” Hustle Culture, the girlboss startup era, went from motivational to mildly humiliating.

We talk about what actually happened… and the difference between real hustle and corporate nonsense.

And for the love of God… no buttholes at work.

Wellness, But Slightly Hostile

Open heart surgery, sound baths, mammogram trauma, nervous system healing, yoga grudges, and Kelly announces she may want to start doing pot.

So… a very normal us.

Turns Out You Have To Talk To People

Somewhere along the way, we stopped being regulars anywhere.

Now making friends requires leaving your house, talking to strangers, attending things repeatedly, and allowing other people to develop opinions about you.

Also: haunted hotels, sister fights, Animal Crossing, Supernatural, and a brief reminder that we'd rather fight demons than make small talk.

As nature intended.

Come As You Are

This episode starts with aesthetics and somehow ends with biblically accurate angels... 

Along the way we unpack why every personality seems to need a label now, why "looking like yourself" is harder than it should be, and why we're officially against treating your life like a Pinterest board.

Why Are We Like This?

We debate barbecue sauce, throw pillows, accent walls, little feet, and whether not caring is actually just another way of caring too much. Basically, it's forty minutes of accidentally profiling each other.

No life advice.
Just sibling damage.

The Karma Bucket Theory

Somewhere between luck, karma, and accidentally stealing an $8 crystal ring, we came up with a theory.

We talk about karma, participation, scarcity, abundance, and why the energy you put into the world might matter more than you think.

Also: unicorn crystals, video game morality, and why apparently you have to play the game.

Love that for us.

There was a time when you left the house and no one knew where you were.

No GPS. No Uber. If your car broke down, you figured it out. If you got lost, you figured it out. If you told someone you’d meet them in front of Claire’s at 4:30, you showed up at 4:30.

Were we more capable then? Or just significantly harder to locate?

Casual mentions of: Italian cookies, calling collect, a Land Rover with no brakes, yoga, Adventures in Babysitting, and Kelly’s sudden need for a plug-in hybrid van.

We’ll figure it out.

Or not.